> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian he would say the dope was Ayurvedic medicine

> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian the only cycling he’d have done would have been from home to coaching class

> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian Asaram bapu would have said that the anti-doping authorities should spare him if he calls them ‘Bhaiya’!

> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian he would be rushing very early every morning to throw newspapers into every home.

> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian his effigies would be burning in some town by some people who’d not be knowing who he is

> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian “Ornob, Ornob, I withdraw my Tour De France titles”, we would have heard tonight

> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian He would be dancing in Nach Baliye, instead of confessing to Oprah.

> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian he would still be a cyclist. The kind that delivers milk to households early in the morning

> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian Madhur Bhandarkar would announce the release of a film called ‘Cycle.’ He would say it was about a cyclist.

> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian he would be a pizza delivery boy. No other scope. Of course he would deliver every order within 30 mins!

> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian he would say the dope was Ayurvedic medicine

> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian he would have got more endorsements & film roles after admitting to doping

> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian he would not have confessed... sorry!

> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian Colors channel would have signed him for BIGG BOSS Season 7

> IfLanceArmstrongwasIndian he would have helped India cricketers Rohit Sharma and Ravindra Jadeja with
‘performance enhancing drugs’u00a0