On cricket stats -
"Statistics are like mini skirts, they reveal more than what they hide."

On Inzamam ul Haq -
"He'll dump you in the middle of a river while taking a run."

Poll

Who will win the Punjab Elections?

BJP 32.86%

AAP 41.43%

INC 25.71%

Submit

View All In Poll

On Romesh Kaluwitharna -
"He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!"

To Martin Crowe -
"Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn."

On Virender Sehwag -
"Today they say that he bats like Sachin but one day they will say he batted like Sehwag."

On Deep Dasgupta -
"He is as confused as a child in a topless bar!"

On Ganguly running out Dravid -
"Ganguly has thrown a drowing man both ends of the rope."

On a dropped catch -
"The ball slipped from his hands like butter from hot paratha."

On Laxmipathy Balaji's brilliant bowling - 
"He swung the ball like a banana."

On Ashish Nehra facing pace -
"His legs are like an octupus jumping from a tree."

On a batsman hitting a huge six -
"That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !"