It took me back a few years, when a film on Kashmir prompted similar attacks on another inept filmmaker, only because he wanted to attack a minority community. It saddened me at the time, and saddened me all over again, because it showed how little respect we have for some artists or creators just because they have no real skills. It’s as if we reserve our tolerance only for Indians with intelligence and reject those who haven’t been blessed with an IQ higher than 50. It’s as if we don’t want such artists to have a livelihood.

Luckily, the government has done what it has increasingly been doing in recent years under such circumstances. It has stepped in and taken these dubious filmmakers under its magnanimous wing. Some of their work has been declared tax-free, presumably as an example to other Indians who have no talent but wish to become filmmakers too. It made me want to applaud, which is a feeling I often succumb to whenever a new political masterstroke is announced these days.

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In fact, it’s heartening to see that the government is now becoming the only safe space for losers and rejects across the country, and not just within the arts. It is becoming the only place where people shunned—for not being bright enough, or educated enough, or moral enough, or humane enough—can be rehabilitated. It’s where they can find succour, Z-class security, diplomatic positions, and even ministerial portfolios. Ours really is a government of saints.

It’s worrying to think about what might happen if filmmakers are dissuaded from making movies on other fictional topics in the years to come. Will fear prevent them from making movies about the legendary Gujarat model, for instance, just because it doesn’t exist? Will no one step up and make a film about honest politicians just because they cannot be found? Will there never be a movie for children about a political leader who battled crocodiles and sold tea as a child just because no one has been able to find proof of either instance? The thought of future generations being unable to watch movies like these is almost too hard to fathom.

To turn against propaganda may sound like a sensible thing, but we should take a moment to think about its importance. To stop filmmakers from lying altogether will only reward the talented ones, and make life harder for those with nothing to fall back upon. It is not the kind of thing a progressive, inclusive country should aspire to, which is why I hope we re-evaluate our priorities and question our haste when it comes to judging or attacking these clumsy directors.

Yes, the government will always step in to save them, but we really should stop expecting them to do all the heavy lifting, all the time. Until that happens though, I would like to thank our ministers for doing what they do best. It is a reminder that these efforts are an inspirational move designed to send a strong message: You may be a moron, a citizen of no integrity, morality, or conscience, but the lack of such qualities shouldn’t make you disheartened. There will always be a place reserved for you, and other losers like you, thanks to the magnanimous government of India.

When he isn’t ranting about all things Mumbai, Lindsay Pereira can be almost sweet. He tweets @lindsaypereira
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