In a small town in Gorakhpur, a widow lives with her six children—Sudoko, Judoko, Ludoko, MatRoko, KhoKho and Phenko.
One day, she meets a widower who has four kids of his own—Gili, Yubi, Lakpi, and BestOfLakpi.
How the ten children, each with his own sports obsession, live together is the crux of my tale.

Bowl Baby Bol

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Now that four of our ladies have won gold in this hitherto unknown game called Lawn Bowls, and women from all over the country are playing it, I’m making a movie titled “Bowl Baby Bol”, starring Bhumi Pednekar, Neena Gupta, Tabu and Mumtaz (her comeback role) —it is being shot as we speak. Bhumi plays a “I’m done with my annoying husband” wife from Satara, Neena, a master chef from Cuttack, Tabu an Urdu teacher from Jammu and Mumtaz a socialite from Cuffe Parade, Madhuri Dixit has an itemnumber called “Bol Bol Bowl, Tu hai mera soul, soul, soul.”
(Side tidbit—Hema Malini refused me, saying she didn’t want to play older roles.)

Raja Mantri Chor Sipahi

This is a 1980s Manmohan Desai style lost-and-found drama.
Durgabai (actress still being cast) has quadruplets. One day on her way to the market, somehow she loses all four.
Cut to 25 years later, the four kids separated and grown up, becoming Raja, mantri, chor and sipahi. The kicker is that John Abraham plays the lead part. Four John Abrahams for the price of one, will soon be streaming live at Rs 499 on Prime.

Vish-Amrit

So as you are aware, superhero films are in—Brahmastra is set for Sept. But, my dream is to create India’s first child Sports Superhero, “Vish Amrit”. So what’s “vish amrit”, you’re asking? It’s a game loved by 3-12 year olds, where players of one team run after players of another team and give them “vish” (poison). As soon as “vish” is given, the person stays there until teammates come to give him/her “amrit” (antidote). Cool huh? I’m planning a massive eight-part extravaganza, where my child superhero has two avatars, the dark, “vish” side contrasted with the light “amrit” part.
And so I must leave you, dear reader, my celeb talk show ‘ROOH-AFZA WITH RAHUL’ begins in an hour, I must go get my make-up done.
See you here, same place, same space.

Rahul daCunha is an adman, theatre director/playwright, photographer and traveller. Reach him at rahul.dacunha@mid-day.com