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Oppenheimer ka baap

Updated On: 23 July, 2023 07:01 AM IST | Meenakshi Shedde

Jingosim is not new of course, from pre-Independence till Uri: The Surgical Strike in 2019 and beyond. Bollywood at your service, Saar. And other language cinemas too. 

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Meenakshi SheddeSo this is how the plan appears: the hate mongers are pretty systematic about their national campaign. All of India must be saffronised ASAP, and any state that is not out and out saffron, becomes a bakra for their filmi agenda. North, The Kashmir Files, check. South, The Kerala Story, check. East, Anupam Kher is now playing Rabindranath Tagore from West Bengal, deep sigh! You know the formula. Expect some vicious stuff about his “softy” definitions of nationalism and “pro-Muslim stance”, with mirch-masala tadka, OK panch phoran. West, last region left. How about Mahatma Gandhi and how his “ridiculous ideas of non-violence” and “pro-Muslim stance” have ruined the country? With pride that it was “one of our own,” a true-blue patriot, who bumped him off, and not “the Other,” with some more mirch-masala tadka, extra namak, Dandi-wala OK, ha ha, nudge nudge. Got it? The political handlers will give each film marks on the basis of whether the entire audience roared Jai Shri Ram at the end of the screening, swore some Goli maaron saalon ko dialogue, frothed at the mouth while brandishing a sword inside the theatre, and came to the screening wearing a red tilak, and dutifully gave ‘audience reaction’ sound bytes about saving “our” daughters from “them”. Kashmir Files is still leading the race, with Kerala Story lagging behind. We wait to see the other contenders in the race. Karnataka, they’re coming for you next, any suggestions? Don’t worry, top stars will vie to star in it, and the government will make it tax free, so the public will come in droves, fully primed after seeing the audience reaction videos of the previous two films, so there’s a cumulative effect. Jingosim is not new of course, from pre-Independence till Uri: The Surgical Strike in 2019 and beyond. Bollywood at your service, Saar. And other language cinemas too. 

This strategy is Oppenheimer ka baap. The atomic bomb has found its quickie Indian DIY equivalent in the love jihad bomb, a low budget, high delivery bomb: just circulate a few fake videos on WhatsApp University, get a few filmmakers to follow the template, stir well and bas, bloodbath ke liye taiyyar!

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