Next up was the representative of Qutub Minar, Mir Ahmed Shah. Despite being visibly fatigued after the long road journey his eyes lit up as he spoke. “My dear Bombaywallahs, I thank you for giving me this platform to voice my observations about what has befallen my dear Dilli’s sites as a result of a recent spectacle. Well, it might have been a spectacle for the foreign visitors, but certainly not for us. You would have heard about the insensitive lighting and other hurried makeovers in the name of beautification of our historical landmarks. I’ve seen the rushed jobs done to ‘enhance’ tombs, gateways and a few other locations. My friends in conservation are ruing the choice of colours that were projected on the façade of the Minar…” his words led to a buzz in the audience. An impeccably dressed gentleman rose, “Forgive my interruption, sir. I represent the ancient waterfront and old quarters of Fort Cochin. I wish to say that these instances are unacceptable. We stand with you, brother. We will do our best to stay vocal and ensure authorities in our respective home cities don’t repeat such mistakes. We thank you for alerting us.” A khadi saree-draped woman representing Karnataka spoke next, “But what can we do, Mr Menon? Aren’t we all left to the mercies of the powers-that-be? If only our cities had such vocal, citizen backed movements as we see in Bombay…” she sighed.

“Er, excuse me, but I have something to say…” All eyes turned to the far corner of the room. It was Mr George Wittet Junior Junior, the great-great grandson of George Wittet, who had designed the Gateway of India. ‘It was a coup’, Sir PM thought, to have him in their midst! “While I am happy that my ancestor’s creation has been dealt with respectfully, I feel more sensitivity is needed for its overall look and location. A recent fashion show by an international fashion house is a wonderful example of a tasteful, aesthetically pleasing showcase on a historic monument. I hope the vicinity is looked after well; it isn’t the best shape right now...” The Bombay folk nodded. “I agree, Mr Wittet; the city hasn’t celebrated the Gateway entirely,” squeaked Gargoyle. He was representing his home, the celebrated railway terminus. “Our façades aren’t a free-for-all wide canvas that can be used to splash senseless, technicoloured projections. I propose right here to put forward a proposal to assign a reputable conservation agency with expertise in sensitive lighting to ensure that the image, façade and historicity of all Bombay’s landmarks get its due,” he elaborated. “Bravo!” exclaimed Lady Flora from her seat, “Gargoyle is right. We’re fed up with the neon greens and pinks being projected from our pedestals and mounts. We don’t live in a circus. We are reminders of the city’s glorious architecture, growth and rich history,” she thundered.

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“Aye, aye, Lady Flora. I request each of you 50 distinguished members to vow to not stay silent and build up a strong local movement in your respective precincts and cities. Voices matter, and will be heard. We’ve come the long, hard way and we support your stance. I propose we make these meetings an annual affair to take stock of our ilk,” announced Sir PM to a thunderous round of applause. The first step had been taken. It was a mini victory.

mid-day’s Features Editor Fiona Fernandez relishes the city’s sights, sounds, smells and stones...wherever the ink and the inclination takes her. She tweets @bombayana
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