As Bombay people we felt disgruntled when Delhi people started murmuring about how winter was cuddling up to them—slowly in September, on-suddenly in October. Well, but anyway we said, with the customary cynicism of the jealous, in winter they will have fog. They will have poor AQI. We have pollution but we have the sea air na, we said smugly. Chalo, we have poor air too now. Dilli door nahin.
Our politicians have deserted us, running away with builders, we are told. I read about American citizens currently incessantly calling up their representatives demanding a ceasefire in Palestine and I wonder what it might be like if we could do that too. Do we even know the phone numbers of our representatives? If we did, would they answer our calls? We will have to try to know. 

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We have been trained not to expect greenery unless we are rich enough to buy it by countless advertisements in the paper for very expensive flats tiled with Italian marble, bearing names like Malibu Greens that are set in something called nature. Here you can “forget the world” because what’s it to you? Free air in a gated community (not to be confused with a refugee camp, which can be bombed) makes us feel secure.  Poor air is for poor people, for everything else there’s air purifiers. You’re a good person, though. So, you take moderate breaths, both sides of your nostrils now. 

Recently, I saw some Instagram posts saying there is too much strife in the world, let’s all post some pictures of nature for peace. That is correct, because the best things in life are free, mera matlab hai green.

Paromita Vohra is an award-winning Mumbai-based filmmaker, writer and curator working with fiction and non-fiction. Reach her at paromita.vohra@mid-day.com