There, gasp! I've said it. I actually came out with it. Finally.u00a0

They always say you've got to be sensational to get people's attention. And Slumdog Millionaire is nothing short of that.u00a0

But now that I've grabbed your eyeballs, the truth is, I don't really hate Slumdog. I actually quite like it. But contrary to the fawning millions all over from Barcelona to the Bay of Pigs who've been taken in by the exotica of the Dharavi slums, I don't think the movie was worth eight Oscars.u00a0

ON TOP OF WORLD: Slumdog Millionaire's stars during the Oscar award ceremony file pic